A week has passed, which means that we’ve all binge watched Orange Is The New Black, and we’re back to sitting around and twiddling our thumbs whilst missing our ladies at Litchfield.
How will you pass the time until season four graces your life? Stalking Ruby Rose that’s how.
There is no denying that Ruby Rose aka Stella is the breakout star of season three, and she has stirred emotions that a lot of us didn’t even know we had.
Basically, she would make the perfect girlfriend – just ignore the stealing nonsense.
1. She is well travelled
Aside from being an Australian who has somehow ended up in a US prison she knows some cool stuff about Tokyo also. Like being able to buy dirty underwear from a vending machine. Saucy.
1. 그녀는 여행을 잘 다닌다.
어떻게 호주사람이 지금 미국 감옥에 있는가에 대해서는 차치하고, 그녀는 도쿄에 대해서도 잘 알고 있다.
예를 들어, 자판기에서 더러운 속옷을 살 수 있다든가.
매우 정보력이 있음.
2. She makes everything look super cool…
How is it remotely possible for anyone to rock a tape measure and a stitch unpicker to look that darn cool?
2. 그녀는 모든 것을 멋지게 보이게 한다.
어떻게 하면 순식간에 줄자랑 바느질 뜯개를 멋있게 만들 수 있을가.....
3. Even mushroom cuts
There isn’t a single person in this entire world that could make this haircut look this sexy. Not even Beyonce aka Queen Bey.
3. 심지어 초코송이 머리도!!
이 지구상에 초코송이 머리 하고도 섹시한 사람은 아무도 없음. 심지어 비욘세도 안어울릴걸
4. She has a GSOH
She obvs can take a joke. LOL.
5. All of the nakedness
She is probably the 2015 version of Botticelli’s famous Venus painting because she really is that stunning. But also extra edgy because of the tattoos.
And we totally empathised with just how nervous Piper got when she babbled on about chicken flavour packets. We probably wouldn’t have even got any words out.
5. 그녀의 벗은 모든 것
루비로즈는 아마 2015년 버전, 보티첼리의 비너스와 맞먹는다. 그만큼 눈부시면서도 타투 때문에 굉장히 감각적으로 보였음.
그리고 우린 파이퍼가 떨려서 치킨 맛 소스로 말 더듬 거릴 때 완전 동감했음 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
우리라면 아마 아무 말도 못했을 듯
6. She understands the struggle
She’s the type of girlfriend that would happily go shopping in Primark with you, therefore she’s a keeper.
6. 논쟁을 할 줄 안다.
primark에 행복하게 가 줄수 있는 사람이다. 그래서 완소녀!!
7. She can make pizza better
Basically she has figured out the only way to make a pizza even greater. Wow.
심지어 피자도 더 나아 보이게 만듦.
8. The way she says ‘panties’
You feel all sorts of feelings every time this word escapes her perfect lips.
'panties'라고 말할 때
완벽한 입술에서 이 단어가 나올 때 마다 모든 감각을 느낄 수 있다.
9. She’s a good kisser
Even though you don’t like Piper, you would have given your right arm to swap bodies with her at this very moment. But never forget – Piper is the worst.
굳 키서 ~_~
파이퍼를 좋아하지 않더라도,
10. She is full of wisdom
As soon as she said this you just knew she would understand your deep and complex behaviours.
지혜로 가득찬 사람
밑의 말을 하자마자 ' 사람은 '의무'에서 어떤 일을 해서는 안돼' , 우린 그녀가 나의 깊고 복잡한 행동들을 이해해 줄거라 생각했다.
11. She loves movie night
If she looked at you that way and asked you to join her for movie night you would promptly purchase two annual passes to your local cinema.
그녀는 영화를 좋아한다.
만약 아래와 같이 우릴 보면서 영화 보러 가자고 했으면, 우린 그날로 연가나 회원권 두장 샀을 듯
12. Because she is sassy
Squid bits will forever be your newest insult for everyone.
13. She gives tattoos
It’s not enough that you’ve fallen in love with her tattoos, but she is totally willing to express some artistic skills on you.
타투를 할 줄 안다.
당신이 그녀의 타투를 좋아하는 것은 충분하지 못한다.
14. She even makes goggles look sexy
You didn’t think it was humanly possible to make goggles sexy but Ruby Rose can. Skills.
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